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A smelly hole you wish you could punch
My aunt’s vagina smells like old socks and regret.
He said it was a ‘beaver’ but it looked more like a dead raccoon.
I asked her what she called it and she said, ‘the thing that gets me fired.’
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A place where all your secrets go to die
My mom’s snatch is the reason I’m grounded for life.
She told me to ‘stop sniffing the beaver’ or I’d be grounded forever.
My sister’s vagina is the reason we all know her ex’s name.
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The thing that makes you question your life choices
I looked at his box and thought, ‘why did I ever date him?’
Her cunt was so bad, I got a headache just thinking about it.
His snatch was so bad, I started crying in the middle of the street.
4
The hole that makes you feel like a loser
I asked him what he called it and he said, ‘the thing that makes me feel like a loser.’
Her snatch was so bad, I got a D on my math test because of it.
He said, ‘I got a job because of my hole’ and I believed him.
5
A place that should be banned from the planet
Her bearded clam is so bad, it should be banned from the planet.
I said, ‘why is your hole banned from the planet?’ and he said, ‘because it’s that bad.’
His vagina should have a restraining order against it.
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The thing that makes you wish you were dead
I looked at her snatch and thought, ‘I wish I was dead.’
He told me his box was so bad, it made him wish he was dead.
I asked her what she called it and she said, ‘the thing that makes me wish I was dead.’