jacknabber

'You’re just a background actor in my life,' he said while I was still talking.

'I don’t even need to show up to the party. I’m the party.'

He texted me a 20-photo slideshow of his breakfast and called it 'art.'

She sent me a 3-paragraph message about how I ruined her day. I had a 2-sentence response.

'I didn’t even know that planet existed, and now it’s part of my life.'

He walked into a room and said, 'I’m here. That’s all you need to know.'

He started a conversation with me by asking, 'Have you heard of me?'

She had a 10-minute rant about how her latte was 'a disgrace' and how it was 'my fault.'

He didn’t even get the job, but he still texted me, 'You know I got it, right?'

He argued with the waiter about the definition of 'medium' for 15 minutes.

'You can’t just ignore me,' he said, even though I was already on my third coffee.

She told me I was 'a waste of oxygen' for not liking her favorite song.

He told a story about his dog for 20 minutes and didn’t even ask if I was still awake.

'I’m not just telling this story. I’m delivering a masterpiece.'

She started a debate about whether the sky is blue and said, 'You’re not even trying.'