jackmore

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Putting your goo in your mom or dad's pillow while they're snoring like a wild animal

I did it while my dad was snoring so loud he could wake the dead

My mom didn't even notice because she was dreaming about eating my brother

I did it on my dad's pillow and he woke up screaming about cheese

Screwing yourself off right in front of your least favorite parent while they're still in zombie mode

I did it to my mom while she was still wearing pajamas and her hair was a mess

I did it to my dad right after he yelled at me for eating my brother's lunch

I did it to my mom while she was still half-asleep and muttering about my brother

Shitting all over the floor and then using your finger to poke someone's eye while they're screaming and crying like a baby

I pooped everywhere and then stuck my finger in my brother's eye and he cried like a girl

I did it to my dad and he fell off the couch and screamed like a monster

I did it to my mom and she ran out of the house like she was being chased by a bear