Jackmook

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a brainless pile of trash who acts like both a donkey and a fool

Why did you eat the last slice of pizza and then ask for more? You're a jackmook.

He tried to fix the Wi-Fi by unplugging the router. Classic jackmook move.

She yelled at the vending machine because it didn’t give her chips. Total jackmook.

someone so dumb they think a jackass and a mook are the same thing

He thinks a jackmook is a superhero. He’s not. He’s a menace.

She tried to text me during a fire alarm. That’s what jackmooks do.

He bought a whole cake for a dog. That’s a jackmook’s life.

the kind of person who would step on a banana peel just to prove they can

He stepped on a banana peel for no reason. That’s a jackmook’s job.

She threw her phone out the window because it was broken. Jackmook behavior.

He wore a hat inside a house. Classic jackmook.

a human who doesn’t know the difference between a problem and a disaster

He turned the TV on during a test. He’s a jackmook.

She cried because her cereal was in the wrong bowl. That’s a jackmook’s life.

He tried to talk to the dog like it was his boss. Jackmook energy.

a person who doesn’t know when to stop being a pain in the butt

He kept asking for snacks even though we were out. Jackmook behavior.

She wouldn’t stop talking during the movie. Total jackmook.

He texted me at 2 AM just to say he was bored. That’s a jackmook.