jackmohammad

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a stupid nigga who doesn't have a health card and wears a red and black checker sweater like it's a fashion statement. he's best friends with stinky nigga and gets his ass kicked every day but still doesn't do nothin'.

yo jackmohammad, you ain't even tryin' to fight

why you still friends with stinky nigga if he beats you up every day

jackmohammad, you got nothin' better to do than sit there and take it

by Slangipedia 1d ago

jackmohammad’s mom looks just like him and smells like his house. he also makes money by stealing socks from champions and smokin’ grass like it’s loud.

jackmohammad, you steal socks from champions and still don’t have a health card

your mom looks like you and smells like your house

jackmohammad, you smoke grass and act like it’s loud

by Slangipedia 1d ago

don’t ever break jackmohammad’s ukulele. if you do, he turns into hamad mode and stomps on your face and rapes 6-year-old niggas.

jackmohammad, you broke my ukulele, now you’re gonna get stomped

he turned into hamad mode and raped my cousin

jackmohammad, I broke your ukulele and now I’m dead

by Slangipedia 1d ago