JackMarlow

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Calling someone a JackMarlow means they’ve got the brains of a donkey and the gayness of a disco ball. They’re usually hanging out in Dunmow, licking boots for pocket change.
"You’re a JackMarlow," he said, throwing a fiver at my feet.
She called him a JackMarlow and laughed when he took the money.
He walked into the bar and said, 'I’m a JackMarlow, and I don’t need your stinking money.'
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A JackMarlow is a guy who’s got more gay than a drag queen and less brains than a bag of chips. They’ll suck a cock in Dunmow for a fiver and a compliment.
He said, 'You’re a JackMarlow,' and then handed me a fiver and a lollipop.
She called him a JackMarlow and then asked him to kiss her.
He walked into the room and said, 'I’m a JackMarlow, and I’m here to take your money.'
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A JackMarlow is like a gay donkey who’s been paid to be a fanny. They’re usually in Dunmow, taking money for licking butts and pretending to be cool.
He called me a JackMarlow and then asked for a fiver.
She said, 'You’re a JackMarlow,' and laughed when I took the money.
He walked up to me and said, 'I’m a JackMarlow, and I’m here to make you pay.'
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