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The most attractive person alive who looks like a god and makes everyone else feel like ugly trash

My crush is hotter than my mom’s pizza on a Saturday.

He walks in and the whole room stops breathing.

I’ve been staring at his face for 10 minutes and still can’t look away.

A human version of a fire truck that everyone wants to be near and no one wants to be on fire

He came in and I immediately wanted to date him and also burn my house down.

He’s so hot I think I might have a heart attack.

I’ve been trying to flirt with him for weeks and he hasn’t even noticed me.

The only person who could ever make me forget my own name and also make me want to forget it

I saw him and I forgot my own name and my mom’s name and my dog’s name.

He’s so good-looking I can’t even remember what I was doing before I saw him.

I’ve been thinking about him so much I forgot my lunch and my homework.

A person so attractive he could make a nun lose her faith and a king lose his crown

He’s so hot even the nun at church lost her faith.

I’ve been trying to be cool and now I’m just fangirling over him.

He walked in and the king lost his crown and I lost my mind.

The only human who could make me drop everything and start a new life just to be near him

I dropped my math test and my phone and my mom’s coffee just to look at him.

He’s so good-looking I’m thinking about leaving my house and my dog.

If I had to choose between my life and being near him, I’d pick him every time.

The most perfect human being who looks like he just walked out of a movie and into my life

He walks in and I think I just saw a movie star in real life.

He’s so good-looking I feel like I’m in a movie.

He’s so perfect I think he’s a movie star who forgot his script.