Jackmall

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A New York girl with a hot face, good style, and a smile that can charm a saint. She lights up like a damn cigarette, talks trash, and always ends up broke after dating rich guys who think she’s special.
She texted me at 3 a. m. with a selfie and said, 'I’m still pretty, even if I’m hungover.'
She broke up with me because I didn’t buy her a drink at the bar.
She called my ex a ‘dumb ass’ and then dated him.
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A New York girl who looks good, talks too much, and always has a cigarette in her hand. She’s broke, but she acts like she’s rolling in cash. She’ll flirt with you, then leave you for someone richer.
She said, ‘You’re just a backup plan,’ then went out with my brother.
She texted me ‘I’m not broke, I’m just choosing my money wisely.’
She told my mom she was ‘too basic’ for me.
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A New York girl with a good face, a bad budget, and a mouth that never stops. She’s always dating someone richer than her, and she’ll argue with you about everything, even if she’s wrong.
She texted me, ‘You’re not my type, you’re my last resort.’
She argued with me for an hour about whether pizza is a food or a crime.
She dated my cousin and said I was ‘too ugly to be taken seriously.’
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A New York girl who looks good, talks trash, and always has a cigarette. She’s broke, but she dates rich guys. She’ll flirt with you, then leave you for someone who can buy her drinks.
She said, ‘You’re just a side dish.’
She broke up with me because I didn’t buy her a burger.
She texted me, ‘You’re not my main course, you’re my appetizer.’
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A New York girl with a hot face, a bad budget, and a mouth that never stops. She dates rich guys, argues with you about everything, and leaves you for someone who can buy her drinks.
She said, ‘You’re just my backup plan, and I don’t need you.’
She dated my friend and said I was ‘too broke to be taken seriously.’
She texted me, ‘You’re not my main man, you’re my side man.’
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A New York girl with a good face, a bad budget, and a mouth that never stops. She dates rich guys, argues about everything, and leaves you for someone who can buy her drinks.
She said, ‘You’re not my type, you’re my last resort.’
She broke up with me because I didn’t buy her a drink.
She texted me, ‘You’re just a backup plan, and I don’t need you.’
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