Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Finger-farting in the middle of the night while wearing socks

He was jackling so loud I could hear him from the next state.

Jackling at 3 a. m. is the only way to survive a bad day.

He was jackling in the kitchen like it was a war zone.

2

A face that looks like it was hit by a truck and then dipped in dirt

You look like a jackling version of a raccoon.

That face is so ugly it could make a dog cry.

If jackling was a person, this would be their face.

3

When you yell so loud it sounds like a brick wall exploded

He yelled so loud I thought the ceiling was going to fall.

She shut the fuck up bitch so hard I got a headache.

That shut the fuck up bitch was louder than a fire alarm.

4

Sloshing around with a mouth full of spit and a heart full of regret

He gargled like he was trying to drown in a pool.

She gargled so much she looked like a fish.

He gargled with so much spit it looked like a lava flow.

5

A man who drank so much he turned into a legend and then got killed by a mob

That guy was a legend who got killed by a mob like it was a normal day.

He was a god who drank so much he turned into a legend.

He was a Fenian who got run over by a mob like it was a video game.

6

A crack thief who gets caught every time like it’s a full-time job

He stole crack and got caught like it was his job.

Every time he stole crack, the cops were waiting for him.

That guy steals crack and gets caught more than a kid gets grounded.

7

A gay man who’s so dumb he thinks his face is a masterpiece

That gay retard thinks his face is a masterpiece.

He has no life and no idea how to fix it.

That guy is a gay retard who thinks he’s a king.