jackliana

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Jackliana is a total wallflower who’d rather be eating a bag of chips in the corner than talking to anyone. But don’t let that fool you, she’s got a brain like a supercomputer and a sense of humor that could make a saint laugh until he peed his pants.

She sat in the back of the bus for three days before talking to me. Then she told me a joke so good I laughed all the way home.

I asked her to join my group project. She said no. Then she got an A+ and I got a D.

She drew a perfect portrait of me on the back of my math test. I still don’t know how she did that.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Jackliana is the kind of person who thinks your whole life is a waste of time. She doesn’t talk much, unless she’s telling you how dumb you look. But under that mean exterior is a brain that could beat Einstein in a math fight.

She told me my haircut looked like a raccoon got into a blender. Then she solved a calculus problem in my head.

I tried to make friends with her. She ignored me. Then she got a perfect score on the science test and I got a C.

She drew a stick figure of me in a superhero costume and called it ‘the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.’

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Jackliana is like a ghost, she’s always there but never says much. But if you stick around, she’ll show you her true power. She’s got talent that could make the teacher cry and a brain so sharp it could cut through your stupid ideas.

She walked by me in the hallway and didn’t say a word. Then she solved a chemistry problem in front of the whole class and I got stuck with the worst grade.

I asked her to help me with my essay. She said no. Then she wrote a 10-page story about my life and got an A+

She drew a picture of me on the board and called it ‘the saddest boy in the universe.’

by Slangipedia 1d ago