jackleg

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A total piece of garbage. Someone so bad they make the rest of the world look good. Like a broken toilet in a sewer.

My boss is a jackleg. He can't even make coffee without burning it.

That kid in math class is a jackleg. He can't even count to 10.

My mom's friend is a jackleg. She wears socks with sandals and calls it fashion.

A barely decent person. Not a total disaster, but still kind of a mess. Like a half-eaten hamburger.

My neighbor is a jackleg. He forgets to take out the trash every other week.

My cousin is a jackleg. He shows up to parties and forgets his own name.

My friend's dad is a jackleg. He can't even remember how to use a remote control.

A total brainless idiot. Someone who thinks they're smart but is really just clueless. Like a goldfish who forgot where the water is.

My brother is a jackleg. He thinks he's a genius but can't even tie his shoes.

My teacher's pet is a jackleg. He thinks he's the best but failed algebra.

My mom's boss is a jackleg. He thinks he's a rockstar but can't even sing.

A tool used in a mine. Like a guy drilling a hole with a rock and a hand. It’s slow, loud, and makes you want to scream.

That jackleg drill sounds like a man screaming in a blender.

I hate that jackleg. It’s been going nonstop for 8 hours.

The jackleg is making me want to quit my job.

A name you call your lover when they act like a total disaster. Like when your girlfriend forgets your birthday and eats your pizza.

My boyfriend is a jackleg. He forgot my birthday and ate my pizza.

My girlfriend is a jackleg. She broke my phone and called it a gift.

My husband is a jackleg. He forgot our anniversary and took the dog for a walk.

A guy who literally fucks another's leg. Like he’s doing it in a hallway and no one cares.

That jackleg in the hallway is making me dizzy.

My uncle is a jackleg. He does it every Tuesday.

That jackleg just did it in front of my mom.

A lazy grown man who acts like a kid. He makes up excuses and pretends he can't do anything.

My brother is a jackleg. He said he can't do the dishes because he has a headache.

My coworker is a jackleg. He said he can't work because he forgot his coffee.

My dad is a jackleg. He says he can't do the laundry because he's tired.