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When a total amateur messes up a job that should be done right.
My cousin tried to fix my car. Now it’s broken and smells like burnt hair.
My mom painted my room. It looks like a clown threw up on a wall.
My brother tried to install a toilet. Now there’s water everywhere and he’s crying.
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When a non-expert tries to do something and it turns into a disaster.
My dog tried to do my taxes. Now I owe the government and my dog is in jail.
My dad tried to build a treehouse. Now it looks like a beaver attacked a house.
My sister tried to cook dinner. It came out like a science experiment gone wrong.
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When someone who isn’t supposed to do it takes a shot and it’s a total fail.
My neighbor tried to mow my lawn. Now it looks like a war zone and he’s covered in grass.
My brother tried to fix my computer. Now it’s broken and he’s screaming.
My friend tried to do my hair. Now I look like a rock band’s wild side.
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When a noob tries to do a job and it turns into a complete fiasco.
My uncle tried to fix my phone. Now it’s broken and he’s crying like a baby.
My mom tried to do my nails. Now they look like a raccoon attacked my fingers.
My friend tried to do my homework. Now I got an F and he got a D.
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When someone not in the business tries to do it and it’s a total nightmare.
My dad tried to do my taxes. Now I owe money and he’s screaming.
My neighbor tried to paint my house. Now it looks like a kid threw up on a wall.
My brother tried to fix my bike. Now it’s broken and he’s crying.
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