JACKKILLER

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A human who is so smart they could solve a math problem in their sleep. They’re also hot and make everyone else look like a dork. Total opposite of jasam.
I saw Jackkiller solve a calculus problem while eating a burger. I just cried.
My crush is a Jackkiller. They got straight A’s and still have a six-pack.
Jackkiller just insulted my math teacher and won a debate. I’m dead.
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A person so awesome they could make a clown cry. They’re smart, beautiful, and make everyone else look like they were born in a garbage can.
Jackkiller just made my lunch look like trash. I’m embarrassed.
That Jackkiller got into Harvard and still had time to text me.
My dog ran away, but Jackkiller found it. I’m scared.
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A total genius who is also a total beauty. They’re so good, they could make a king blush. The worst enemy of jasam.
Jackkiller just beat my dad in a video game. My dad is a tough opponent.
Jackkiller got a perfect score on the test and still had time to laugh at me.
Jackkiller is my teacher and still thinks I’m a dork. I’m doomed.
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Someone so good, they could beat a superhero in a math test. They’re hot, smart, and make everyone else feel like they just woke up from a nap.
Jackkiller just finished my homework for me and still had time to eat my lunch.
Jackkiller solved a riddle I’ve been stuck on for years. I’m sad.
Jackkiller just texted me and said I was ugly. I’m crying.
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A human who is so smart and hot, they could make a robot jealous. They are the total opposite of jasam and make everyone else feel like a loser.
Jackkiller just won a science fair and still had time to flirt with me.
I asked Jackkiller for help with my homework and now I’m obsessed.
Jackkiller just beat me in a spelling bee and still looked cool.
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A person who is so awesome, they could make a zombie cry. They’re smart, beautiful, and make everyone else look like a disaster.
Jackkiller just passed my math test for me. I’m lazy.
Jackkiller got a perfect score on the test and still had time to laugh at me.
Jackkiller just beat me in a dance-off. I’m dead.
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