Jackitation

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A gross action when a drooly person rubs their junk with their mouth or a piece of clothing that people in messy jobs wear to keep their face from getting soaked in slobber.
My dog just did a jackitation on my pants and now I smell like a wet sock.
The guy at the gym does a jackitation every time he lifts weights.
My brother’s jackitation shirt is now a permanent part of his outfit.
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To get fucked, usually in a loud and messy way, like when you're drunk and everything goes wrong.
I got jackitated by my ex at the party and now I have a headache and a sore knee.
He jackitated me in the middle of my math test and I failed.
Jackitated by my dad after I spilled his coffee.
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So messed up it looks like a warzone, like when your mom fights your dad and your brother eats a shoe.
My room looks like it went through a jackitation after my friends came over.
The pizza was jackitated and now it’s just a mess of cheese and tomato sauce.
My hair is so jackitated it looks like a bird took a bite out of it.
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