Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Jackism is when Colonel Jack O'Neill yells stupid things on TV that make no sense but everyone loves anyway.

'I am not a god, I am a man who has been cursed by the gods!'

'I have a weapon. It is called my sarcasm.'

'I have a plan. It is called 'I don't know'.'

2

A Jackism is when Jack Sparrow says silly, drunk, funny stuff that makes everyone laugh even if it doesn't make any sense.

'I'm not a pirate. I'm a rum guy.'

'I have a compass. It points to my heart.'

'I drink and I know things.'

3

A Jackism is when you take a big dump and it's so loud it sounds like a war.

'I just ate a whole pizza and I feel like I'm going to explode.'

'I pooped so hard I woke up the neighbors.'

'I just did a number two and it was like a thunderstorm.'

4

A Jackism is when you worship Jack Daniels like he's a god, even though he's probably dead and doesn't care.

'I drink so much Jack Daniels I think I married him.'

'I pray to Jack Daniels before every meal.'

'I have a shrine to Jack Daniels in my kitchen.'

5

A Jackism is something Jack does that is so weird no one else can do it.

'He pulled a gun on a chicken.'

'He made a speech to a group of ducks.'

'He tried to explain quantum physics to a baby.'

6

A Jackism is something special that Jack does, and only Jack can do it.

'He can sit in silence for 10 minutes and it feels like an hour.'

'He can talk to a dog and the dog answers back.'

'He can make a sandwich and it's like a whole meal.'

7

A Jackism is when Jack acts like a total jerk to everyone, and then he yells at them when they talk to him.

'He called me a chicken and then yelled at me for being a chicken.'

'He said I was stupid and then acted like I was stupid.'

'He told me to shut up and then kept talking.'