JackinHoff

I saw that bird run away from a cat like it was afraid of its own shadow.

It flew so high, I thought it was trying to escape the smell of my lunch.

That bird ran into a tree and flew into my face.

It ran past me like I was blocking its path to freedom.

It flew so fast, it made my head hurt.

That bird ran from a squirrel and flew into my coffee.

That bird ran like it was being chased by a lion.

It flew so high, I thought it was going to leave Earth.

It ran from a dog and flew into my face like it was a punch.