jacking to that chick's keyboard

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When a guy stares at a nerdy girl like she’s the last keyboard on Earth and he’s about to die.

He watched her type for 10 minutes straight. No blinking. No breathing. Just pure madness.

He asked if she wanted to ‘do homework’ and then passed out.

He tried to plug his phone into her laptop and got kicked out of the library.

When a guy’s eyes turn into little computers and he starts drooling over a girl’s keyboard.

He drooled on her laptop. She didn’t notice. He did.”

He tried to ‘copy and paste’ his feelings into her brain. It didn’t work.”

He texted her, ‘Ctrl+Alt+Del your heart for me.’ She blocked him.”

When a guy is so smitten with a nerdy girl that he forgets how to breathe and starts typing her name everywhere.

He typed her name into the microwave. It didn’t work.”

He asked her to ‘compile’ his heart. She said no.”

He texted her, ‘I’m running out of RAM for you.’ She replied, ‘You’re just a bad app.’”