Jacking off and eating popsicles

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Wasting time with stupid stuff because you're too lazy to do anything real. Like when you're too tired to move but still too proud to sleep.

I spent an hour eating popsicles and jerking off because I didn't wanna watch the movie.

Bro, why are you still on TikTok when your mom called you 5 times?

I had nothing better to do than eat a popsicle and jerk off while my dog watched me like I was crazy.

Doing something pointless to avoid thinking about your life. Like when you’re too scared to face your problems but still too proud to cry.

I was eating popsicles and jerking off instead of doing my math homework. Big mistake.

I had a pop and a wank instead of talking to my ex. Now I’m sad.

I spent my lunch break eating popsicles and jerking off because I didn’t want to face my boss.

Using stupid stuff to distract yourself from your problems. It’s like eating a popsicle and jerking off instead of fixing your life.

I was eating popsicles and jerking off instead of cleaning my room. I’m 14 and I look 12.

I had a popsicle and a wank instead of going to work. My boss is gonna kill me.

I was eating popsicles and jerking off instead of studying for my test. I got a D.

Choosing to do something stupid instead of doing something smart. It’s like eating a popsicle and jerking off instead of getting a job.

I spent the whole day eating popsicles and jerking off instead of going to work. I’m broke now.

I had a pop and a wank instead of calling my mom. She’s mad at me.

I ate a popsicle and jerked off instead of studying for my test. I failed.

Doing something stupid to escape reality. It’s like eating a popsicle and jerking off instead of facing the world.

I was eating popsicles and jerking off instead of going to school. I got a detention.

I had a pop and a wank instead of talking to my dad. He’s disappointed.

I spent my whole weekend eating popsicles and jerking off instead of going out with my friends.