Jacking Black

I tried Jacking Black last night. I woke up with a headache and a face full of my own jizz.

My friend did Jacking Black and fell off the couch. Now he’s on the floor like a dead cat.

I did Jacking Black and my mom had to call the cops. I woke up in a hospital with a stiffy and a mouth full of glitter.

Jack Black is the reason I failed gym. He’s fatter than my uncle and he can still do push-ups.

My teacher said Jack Black is the worst actor ever. I told her she’s fat and she’s ugly.

Jack Black is the only guy who can make me cry with a potato chip.

Jack Black is the worst singer ever. He sounds like a chicken with a sore throat.

I saw Jack Black sing and I got a headache. Now I’m stuck with a sore throat and a bad mood.

Jack Black and his band are like a scream in a soup kitchen.

I did Jack Blacking it in the bathroom and my neighbor called the cops. They thought I was possessed.

At the concert, I Jack Blacked it so loud that the sound guy had to turn the music off.

My little brother Jack Blacked it in my mom’s kitchen and now she thinks we’re in a band.

Jack Black is the only person who can make me cry with a guitar and a pizza.

Jack Black can do anything. He even made my dog cry with a solo.

Jack Black is the best actor ever. He made me believe he was a rock star and a god.

Jack Black is my hero. He’s also the reason I failed math. He’s way cooler than my teacher.

Jack Black is the best. He’s also the only guy who can make me cry with a sad face and a guitar.

Jack Black is my hero. He’s also the reason I eat pizza for breakfast.

Jack Black is the sexiest guy I’ve ever seen. He’s also the guy who makes me want to be a god.

Jack Black is the reason I failed art class. He’s the sexiest guy ever and he can sing.

Jack Black is the only guy who can make me believe he’s a god and he’s also the sexiest man alive.