Jackin' Your Stax

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A guy who jacks off using a can of Stax, probably the cheap kind, and hates you for eating the last Pringles.

He used my Stax can like it was a handjob machine and left me with a empty can and a broken heart.

I caught him with my Stax can and a bag of Pringles in the middle of a solo session.

He said my Stax can was the best he ever had, then ate my Pringles.

A man who takes a Stax can and turns it into his personal masturbation tool, then eats your Pringles like it was a crime.

He used my Stax can like it was a love letter and ate my Pringles like it was a betrayal.

I found my Stax can full of crumbs and a single Pringle, and I knew who did it.

He used my Stax can and then texted me, 'You're welcome, now eat your own Pringles.'

A guy who uses a Stax can to jerk off and then takes your Pringles like it was a personal insult.

He used my Stax can to get off and then took my Pringles like I owed him money.

He left my Stax can in the trash and took my Pringles like it was a final exam.

He used my Stax can in the kitchen and then took my Pringles like I was his slave.