jackin' the beanstalk

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A fancy way to say you're jerkin' it like a maniac while thinking about a giant beanstalk and a giant bean. Real fancy.

My cousin said he was jackin' the beanstalk while eating cereal at 3 a. m.

My mom caught me jackin' the beanstalk in the hallway like a crazy person.

He was jackin' the beanstalk so loud, the neighbors called the cops.

When you're too lazy to use your hands and just use your imagination to pretend you're Jack from the beanstalk story, but you're really just jerkin' it.

At school, I was jackin' the beanstalk under my desk during math.

My brother was jackin' the beanstalk while pretending to read a book.

I was jackin' the beanstalk in the car, and my dad was so mad.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When you take your whole junk and put it in a woman's hole while you're jerkin' it like a madman. Total chaos.

He was jackin' the beanstalk in the bathroom at work.

At the party, I was jackin' the beanstalk with my cousin's girlfriend.

I was jackin' the beanstalk in the park and got caught by a cop.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When you're too tired to think and just jerkin' it because you're too lazy to do anything else.

I was jackin' the beanstalk in my bedroom while eating pizza.

At school, I was jackin' the beanstalk during science class.

I was jackin' the beanstalk in the car on the way to my grandma's house.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When you're so obsessed with the beanstalk story that you think you're actually Jack and you're jerkin' it like it's a real thing.

I was jackin' the beanstalk while eating my dinner.

At school, I was jackin' the beanstalk during lunch.

My brother was jackin' the beanstalk in the hallway while pretending to be a wizard.

by Slangipedia 2d ago