Jackin the Bean stock

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When a guy is trying to get his hand in his pants but it's too tight and he just rips it open like it's his enemy.
My buddy tried to jack the bean stock and his pants looked like a war zone.
He was so desperate he just tore through his jeans like they owed him money.
I saw a guy rip his pants open in the middle of the grocery store and no one said a word.
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When you're too lazy to take off your girl's stockings and you just punch right through them like they're a door.
She was wearing stockings and I just smacked them off like they were in the way.
He went straight for the stockings and didn't even bother to take them off.
She looked at me like I was a monster when I punched through her stocking.
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