Jackin Jesus

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What a guy yells when he’s about to blow his load. Usually happens in his mom’s basement, pretending to pray but really just thinking about how bad he wants to cum.
'Jackin Jesus!' he screamed, trying to hide the fact he was jerking off in his mom's basement.
'Jackin Jesus!' he yelled, because he was too embarrassed to admit he was cumming in the closet.
'Jackin Jesus!' he said, pretending he was praying but really he just wanted to cum.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A loud, fake prayer a guy uses when he’s about to cum. He’s usually hiding in his mom’s basement, pretending to be holy but really just trying to get off.
'Jackin Jesus!' he said, trying to hide the fact he was jerking off in the basement.
'Jackin Jesus!' he yelled, because he was too embarrassed to cum in front of his mom.
'Jackin Jesus!' he screamed, because he was too lazy to finish the prayer.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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What a guy screams when he’s about to cum. He’s usually in his mom’s basement, pretending to be praying but really just trying to get off.
'Jackin Jesus!' he yelled, because he was too scared to cum in front of his dad.
'Jackin Jesus!' he said, trying to hide the fact he was jerking off in the basement.
'Jackin Jesus!' he screamed, because he was too lazy to finish the prayer.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy’s fake prayer when he’s about to cum. Usually happens in his mom’s basement, where he’s hiding from everyone and just wants to get off.
'Jackin Jesus!' he said, trying to hide the fact he was jerking off in the basement.
'Jackin Jesus!' he screamed, because he was too embarrassed to admit he was cumming in the closet.
'Jackin Jesus!' he yelled, because he was too lazy to finish the prayer.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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What a guy yells when he’s about to cum. He’s usually in his mom’s basement, pretending to be holy but really just trying to get off.
'Jackin Jesus!' he screamed, because he was too scared to cum in front of his dad.
'Jackin Jesus!' he said, trying to hide the fact he was jerking off in the basement.
'Jackin Jesus!' he yelled, because he was too embarrassed to cum in front of his mom.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A loud, fake prayer a guy uses when he’s about to cum. He’s usually hiding in his mom’s basement, pretending to be holy but really just trying to get off.
'Jackin Jesus!' he said, trying to hide the fact he was jerking off in the basement.
'Jackin Jesus!' he screamed, because he was too lazy to finish the prayer.
'Jackin Jesus!' he yelled, because he was too embarrassed to admit he was cumming in the closet.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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