Jackin' It In San Diego

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Jackin' It In San Diego is when you rub your junk in the middle of the day because you're too lazy to get a job or fix your life.

I saw a guy jackin' it in the middle of the gas station. He was eating a burrito and staring at me like I was a problem.

My cousin jacked it in the park while his dog peed on a kid's backpack. Classic.

I tried to jack it in the mall, but the security guy gave me the stink eye and said, 'Not today, buddy.'

Jackin' It In San Diego is like a midlife crisis but with fewer money and more shame.

My dad jacked it in the grocery store. He was trying to look cool and forgot he was wearing a bathrobe.

I jacked it in the car while my friend screamed at me for forgetting to bring the snacks.

My neighbor jacked it in the driveway and got chased by a raccoon. It was a war.

Jackin' It In San Diego is when you're too drunk to remember your own name, let alone your dignity.

I jacked it in the bar after my ex broke up with me. I got kicked out for spitting on the bartender.

My friend jacked it in the street and got a ticket for public indecency. He still didn't stop.

I tried to jack it in the restaurant, but the waiter gave me a look like I had just insulted his mom.