jackielou

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Jackielou is a workhorse who never stops moving, but if you mess with him, he’ll turn into a screaming lunatic. He’s obsessed with Kpop, draws like a god, and cooks like a wizard.
Jackielou drew a perfect anime character in 10 minutes. I asked him to draw me. He said, ‘You’re not worth my time.’
He cooked me a 5-course meal. I dropped a burger on the floor. He yelled, ‘You’re lucky I didn’t eat that burger first!’
He knew every Kpop lyric. I asked him to sing. He screamed the lyrics at me like I was a math problem.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jackielou is the kindest guy ever, until you do something stupid. Then he’ll cuss you out so hard, you’ll remember it for weeks.
He helped me study for a test. I failed. He said, ‘You’re the worst student I’ve ever seen. I’m gonna fail with you.’
He supported me when my crush broke up with me. Then I broke up with him. He cried and said, ‘You broke my heart.’
He asked me out. I said no. He said, ‘You’re the worst person I’ve ever met. I’m gonna be mean to you forever.’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jackielou is the guy who gets every girl he wants. He’s got a huge dick and a smile that could melt ice cream.
He asked me out. I said no. He said, ‘You’re the worst. I’m gonna find someone better.’
He asked my best friend out. She said yes. I said, ‘He’s got a huge dick. You’re gonna love him.’
He asked my sister out. She said yes. I said, ‘He’s got a huge dick. She’s gonna love him.’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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