Jackieee

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a brainy, hot, and totally awesome woman who talks back to you like you're her kid, beats you in debates like you're a loser, and dances in the middle of the grocery store to her own music.
'You think you're smart? I could debate you about why pineapple belongs on pizza and win.'
'I just sang in the cereal aisle. You're welcome.'
'I'm a modern hippie. That means I don't care if you're gross.'
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a woman who acts like she's the boss, kicks your butt in arguments, and makes you want to follow her to a concert even if you hate music.
'You said I was wrong? I'm gonna prove it to you right now.'
'I just danced in the parking lot like nobody was watching.'
'I'm a hippie. That means I eat weird food and wear weird clothes.'
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a woman who's got a brain, a body, and a voice that could make a statue blush. She talks trash, wins fights, and moves like she's got a beat in her soul.
'You want to argue? I'll argue about anything. Even how many hot dogs you can eat in a minute.'
'I sang in the elevator. It was epic.'
'I'm a hippie. I don't follow rules. I make them.'
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