jackie wasted

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Getting so trashed you don’t know what’s real anymore. You laugh at everything and can convince anyone to do anything. You’re a god for a little while.

I woke up at 3 PM and still thought I was a superhero.

I convinced my dog to eat my homework.

I told my boss I was a wizard and he believed me.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Getting so wasted you’re like a baboon on a binge. You’re loud, stupid, and you can talk anyone into anything. You’re a champion of chaos.

I tried to dance on a table and fell off.

I told my mom I was going to Mars and she said ‘okay’.

I convinced my friend to text his ex at 2 AM.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Getting so drunk you’re like a flamingo on a rampage. You laugh at everything and can make anyone do anything. You’re the king of stupid.

I tried to sing opera and sounded like a goat.

I told my teacher I was a pirate and he gave me extra credit.

I convinced my brother to wear my socks as a hat.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Getting so wasted you’re like a monkey in a candy store. You’re loud, silly, and you can talk anyone into anything. You’re the emperor of dumb.

I tried to do a backflip and fell into a chair.

I told my dad I was a superhero and he believed me.

I convinced my friend to eat a whole pizza in one bite.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Getting so drunk you’re like a chicken with a party. You laugh at everything and you can make anyone do anything. You’re the king of being ridiculous.

I tried to dance like a robot and failed.

I told my sister I was a queen and she said ‘okay’.

I convinced my pet goldfish to wink at me.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Getting so wasted you’re like a dog with a million treats. You’re happy, silly, and you can talk anyone into anything. You’re the champion of being dumb.

I tried to talk to my plants and they said nothing.

I told my brother I was a rockstar and he believed me.

I convinced my friend to wear my shirt as a hat.

by Slangipedia 1d ago