Jackie Sickness

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Jackie Sickness is when you get a boner for a cartoon character or a weird animal. Sometimes it's both and you’re confused.

I saw Simba and I had to go home and jerk off.

My dog just stared at me like I was a idiot.

I asked my crush if they wanted to go to the zoo. They said no.

Jackie Sickness is when you think a cartoon character or a weird animal is hot. You might even get a hard on.

I saw Goku and I got a hard on in math class.

My cat stared at me like I was a idiot.

I asked my crush if they wanted to go to the beach. They said no.

Jackie Sickness is when you're so in love with a cartoon or an animal that you forget your own name. And it's annoying.

I forgot my name because of Pikachu. My mom was mad.

I named my goldfish after my crush. It’s a disaster.

I cried in the school bathroom because of SpongeBob.

Jackie Sickness is when you think a cartoon or a weird animal is the best thing ever. You might even get a boner.

I got a boner because of Spider-Man. My teacher saw me.

I named my goldfish after my crush. It’s a disaster.

I cried in the school bathroom because of SpongeBob.

Jackie Sickness is when you're so obsessed with a cartoon or animal that you forget to brush your teeth. You stink.

I forgot to brush my teeth because of Mario. My breath was terrible.

I named my goldfish after my crush. It’s a disaster.

I cried in the school bathroom because of SpongeBob.

Jackie Sickness is when you're so into a cartoon or an animal that you start talking to them. You look like a idiot.

I talked to my dog like it was a cartoon. My mom said I was crazy.

I named my goldfish after my crush. It’s a disaster.

I cried in the school bathroom because of SpongeBob.