Jackie Offy

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A stupid made-up word parents use to make talking about penis stuff sound less gross and more like a bedtime story.
My mom called it 'Jackie Offy' like it was a fairy tale. I was confused and mad.
Dad tried to explain it with 'Jackie Offy' and I just asked if it was a new cereal.
My teacher used 'Jackie Offy' in health class and I laughed so hard I got a detention.
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A fancy lie kids tell to make it sound like they know what adults are doing in the bathroom, even though they don’t.
I told my friend it was 'Jackie Offy' and now I have to pretend I know what that means.
My brother said 'Jackie Offy' in front of my mom and now he’s grounded.
I used 'Jackie Offy' in a text and my friend called me a fake.
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A word parents use to make the most embarrassing talk ever sound like a fun game.
My mom said it was 'Jackie Offy' and I thought it was a new board game.
Dad said 'Jackie Offy' and I asked if I could play it during math class.
My sister said 'Jackie Offy' and I laughed so hard I spilled my juice.
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