Jackie O

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The spot in the back where you end up if you forget to yell ‘shotgun’ and let Kennedy take the front. It’s like being stuck with a smelly sock for the whole ride.
Bro, I got Jackie O again. I might as well sit with my own farts.
Why did I not yell shotgun? Now I'm stuck with Jackie O and her mood swings.
Jackie O? I'd rather ride with a raccoon.
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Jackie O is short for Jackie O’Nassie, which is just a fancy way of saying ‘jackass’ with a nice dress and a lot of money.
Jackie O? That’s just a rich jackass with a title.
She’s not a queen, she’s a rich jackass with a crown.
Jackie O? Sounds like a jackass with a lot of bling.
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The best girl ever, so good she might make you forget your own name. If you end up with her, you’ve hit the jackpot.
Jackie O is the best girl. I’d marry her even if she had a raccoon for a pet.
She’s like a dream come true. I’d follow her anywhere.
If I ever get with Jackie O, I’ll be the luckiest guy alive.
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A breakfast cereal that’s basically just someone’s morning jizz. It’s like eating a messy breakfast with no dignity.
I ate Jackie O for breakfast. Now I feel like I swallowed a dirty sock.
That cereal tastes like someone’s breakfast jizz.
Jackie O is the only cereal that makes me want to throw up.
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The queen of hearts who married Onasis and turned into a rich, powerful queen who rules the O’s with a mean attitude.
Jackie O is like the queen of hearts, but with a lot of money and a lot of attitude.
She married Onasis and became the queen of the O’s. No mercy.
She’s the queen of hearts and the queen of O’s. That’s a lot of power.
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The queen of hearts who went from being a regular girl to being the ruler of the O’s. She’s like a royal with a lot of bling.
Jackie O went from queen of hearts to ruler of the O’s. That’s a big upgrade.
She ruled the O’s like a royal with a crown and a lot of money.
She’s the queen of hearts and the ruler of O’s. That’s a lot of status.
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