Jackie Martling

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Jackie Martling, or "The Jokeman", was the annoying loudmouth on The Howard Stern Show. He fought with Robin and Fred like a bunch of screaming kids in a cafeteria.
Jackie laughed like a man who just got told he has a tumor.
He yelled at Robin for 20 minutes over a cup of coffee.
He called Fred a "fart-sack" in front of 10 million people.
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Jackie Martling had the worst job in the world. He made jokes, but he also fought with his coworkers like they were on a reality show.
He started a strike because he thought he deserved more money.
He missed work for a week and got replaced by someone who actually worked.
He now sells stupid merch on the beach like he’s still famous.
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Jackie Martling was the biggest crybaby on The Howard Stern Show. He fought with everyone and then quit because he didn’t like the spotlight.
He got fired because he was too loud and too dumb.
He sold his stupid laugh on the beach for $10 a pop.
He still thinks he’s the best joke-teller in the world.
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