jackie lover

You’re just here to make the pizza look worse.

You’re the reason the fries are sad.

You’re the extra cheese no one asked for.

You’re the one who ruins the whole meal.

You’re like the ketchup that’s been sitting too long.

You’re the reason the salad is crying.

You’re the one who makes the treadmill blush.

You’re like the dumbbell that’s giving up.

You’re the reason the weights are tired.