jackie leigh

She slept through my entire speech. I think she was dreaming about toast.

I texted her 10 times. She replied once. And it was just a cat meme.

She took a 2-hour nap during my birthday party. I threw a shoe at her.

She took 10 minutes to walk from the couch to the fridge. It was tragic.

She got up to answer the door. It took her 5 minutes. The door was open the whole time.

She moved so slow, I thought her feet were glued to the floor.

She did nothing all day. I asked her to do one thing. She said no.

She sat there like a cloud. Just floating through life.

She didn’t even bother to open her eyes when I yelled at her.