jackie lee

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A dumb kid who tries to be both Rock Lee and Jackie Chan but fails at both. Like a confused mess in a karate movie.
My cousin thinks he's Jackie Lee. He tried to do a wall kick and fell flat on his face.
That guy in the gym thinks he's Jackie Lee. He does push-ups and yells like he's in a movie.
My dog thinks I'm Jackie Lee. I punch the air and he barks at nothing.
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A kid who thinks he can beat up anyone with a stupid punch and a bad laugh. Like a loser who watches too much Naruto.
My brother thinks he's Jackie Lee. He ran into a wall and said 'I am the wall!'
That guy in the park thinks he's Jackie Lee. He punches a tree and yells 'I will conquer you!'
My neighbor thinks he's Jackie Lee. He does a backflip and falls into a puddle.
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A guy who thinks he can be a ninja and a kung fu master at the same time. But he can't even tie his shoes properly.
My friend thinks he's Jackie Lee. He tried to do a split and tripped over his own feet.
That kid in class thinks he's Jackie Lee. He tried to do a roundhouse kick and hit the desk.
My dad thinks he's Jackie Lee. He does a karate chop and breaks the table.
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