Jackie Greene

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A genius with a voice that could make a cat cry and a guitar that could slap a preacher. He came from Salinas like a thief in the night, and when he dropped ‘American Myth,’ he told Dylan to go eat a sandwich, and the whole hip-hop scene got a slap in the face.
My mom said I was gonna be the next Jackie Greene, but I dropped out of school and got a job at McDonald’s.
I listened to ‘American Myth’ while my dog peed on the carpet and it was like a concert.
Jackie Greene is the only person who can make me feel bad about my life, even when I’m eating a cheeseburger at 2 a. m.
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The worst kind of Christmas guest. He shows up with a bag of cookies and a fiddle, and by the time he starts singing, your relatives are crying and your uncle is yelling at the TV.
My cousin’s family had to leave the house because Jackie Greene was there and my uncle started crying.
I tried to hide in the closet during the holiday party, but Jackie Greene sang and I came out and cried too.
Jackie Greene came to my aunt’s Christmas dinner and turned it into a sob story.
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