Jackie Daytona

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A bar owner in Pennsylvania who sounds like Transylvania and has the power to make your life go from hell to heaven

Jackie Daytona turned my Monday into a party. I didn’t even know I had a soul until he showed up.

He took my broken heart and turned it into a beer pong tournament. I’m still crying, but it’s worth it.

Jackie Daytona is the only reason I still have a job. And a hangover.

A Pennsylvania bar owner who sounds like a ghost from Transylvania and has the magic to fix your life or break it faster

Jackie Daytona made me forget my ex. Then he made me remember my ex. Now I hate both of them.

He’s the reason I left my job. And my house. And my dignity.

Jackie Daytona is like a beer-fueled wizard. I’m his apprentice. I’m also drunk.

A bar owner from Pennsylvania who sounds like Transylvania and can either save your life or give it to him in exchange for a shot of whiskey

Jackie Daytona took my money and my sanity. I’ll never get them back. But I’ll get a shot of whiskey.

He promised me a better life. Then he gave me a drink and a headache. I’m still waiting.

I walked in a bar. I walked out a different person. Thanks to Jackie Daytona and a lot of swearing.