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Two normal people start brawling because of some dumb argument and then one of them hits the other with a kick so hard it feels like they just got kicked by a donkey.
My cousin and his friend started fighting over who had the better hair, then my cousin kicked him so hard he fell into a bush.
Two guys at the gym were arguing about who could lift more weight, then one of them kicked the other in the gut and walked away.
My mom and her friend got into a fight over whose pizza was better, then my mom kicked her friend and took the last slice.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Two people get into a stupid fight, and then one of them kicks the other so hard it sounds like a goat got hit by a truck.
My brother and his friend fought over who had the better gaming skills, then my brother kicked him so hard he fell off the couch.
Two guys at the bar started arguing about who was the better singer, then one of them kicked the other and got thrown out.
My dad and his buddy got into a fight about whose car was better, then my dad kicked him and said 'this is why I don't trust cars.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Two people start brawling over something stupid, and then one of them kicks the other so hard it looks like they just got attacked by a robot.
Two guys at the grocery store fought over who had the better cereal, then one of them kicked the other and took the last box.
My friend and his brother got into a fight about who had the better pet, then my friend kicked him and said 'my dog is better than your cat.'
My uncle and his cousin got into a fight over who had the better job, then my uncle kicked him and said 'I make more money than you ever will.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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