jackie chan movie

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A Jackie Chan movie is like watching a guy try to beat off while his pants fall down.

I watched a Jackie Chan movie and my brain exploded.

My cousin said he watched a Jackie Chan movie and now he talks like a robot.

I told my mom I was watching a Jackie Chan movie and she threw a couch at me.

Jackie Chan movies are when you think you're watching a fight scene but it's actually a guy trying to pee in a hat.

My friend said he watched a Jackie Chan movie and now he can't stop laughing.

I tried to watch a Jackie Chan movie and I fell asleep in the middle of it.

My brother said watching a Jackie Chan movie is like getting hit with a bag of bricks.

Jackie Chan movies are when you think you're watching a movie but it's really just a guy falling off a building and screaming.

I watched a Jackie Chan movie and my dog started barking at the screen.

My dad said Jackie Chan movies are the worst thing since sliced bread.

I told my teacher I was watching a Jackie Chan movie and she gave me a detention.