Jackie Chain

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A half-white, half-Asian rapper from Alabama who spits trashy rhymes like Rollin' and Haze. He’s the reason your mom thinks hip-hop is just loud noises and bad decisions.
'I heard Rollin' on the radio and instantly knew my life was over.'
'Haze is just me trying to forget I ever met Jackie Chain.'
'He’s like the ghost of Alabama rappers past.'
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A half-white, half-Asian guy from Alabama who thinks he’s a rapper. He’s got hits like Rollin’ and Haze, but they’re just bad songs that make your brain hurt.
'I tried to listen to Haze and my brain started screaming at me.'
'Rollin’ is the worst song ever made by a guy who thinks he’s cool.'
'He’s like a broken toaster trying to make bread.'
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A guy from Alabama who’s half-white and half-Asian. He raps like it’s a crime and has hits like Rollin’ and Haze. He’s the worst thing to ever happen to rap music.
'I think Rollin’ is just Jackie Chain trying to hide his shame.'
'Haze is like a bad dream that never ends.'
'He’s the reason I hate Alabama and everything it stands for.'
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