Jackie Brown Reach Around

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A guy is cuddling a girl and just pokes his tiny weenie in her butt. She then grabs his meat and pulls it all the way up her arse.
My cousin tried this and got called 'the human vacuum cleaner' by his girlfriend.
He said it felt like he was being eaten by a bear.
She laughed so hard she peed on him.
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Two people are spooning and the guy just shoves his noodle in her butt. She grabs his noodle and pulls it into her butt like a vacuum.
He called it 'the best breakfast of his life' because she ate him.
She said it felt like a pizza was being stuffed into her.
He was so shocked he started crying.
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A guy is hugging a girl from behind and just sticks his tiny thing in her butt. She then grabs it and pulls it all the way up her arse.
He said it was like having a fishbowl in his butt.
She laughed so hard she bit his ear.
He cried and said he was 'the saddest man alive'.
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