jackian

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A person or thing so weird it makes your brain short circuit. Like someone tried to explain it and gave up.

'Why is your dog wearing a hat?' 'That's a jackian thing.'

'Your math test? That was jackian.'

When your mom starts talking to the toaster, that's jackian.

Something so random it feels like a curse. You probably got it from a bad decision.

'Why did you eat that?' 'It was jackian.'

That guy who wore a chicken suit to work? Jackian.

Your uncle's playlist? Jackian.

A jackian is like the worst part of a nightmare. You can't explain it. You just know it's bad.

'Why is your room full of socks?' 'That's jackian.'

That time your friend tried to explain a dream and failed. Jackian.

Your dad's new job? Jackian.

A jackian is something so weird it’s like your brain took a hit. You might need a nap after seeing it.

'Why did you paint your cat purple?' 'It was jackian.'

That time your brother tried to be a magician. Jackian.

Your mom’s new hobby? Jackian.

A jackian is when something is so bizarre it’s like the universe had a bad day and decided to mess with you.

'Why are you wearing a banana?' 'It was jackian.'

Your teacher’s new outfit. Jackian.

That time your dog tried to talk. Jackian.