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A gamer whose brain is so full of dumb stuff it can't think straight. They lose every game they play and act like it's a miracle.
I saw this jackhoo try to beat the boss by yelling at it. It didn't work. The boss laughed.
This jackhoo spent 3 hours trying to get past a level by throwing bananas at the screen.
Jackhoo tried to beat the game by dancing. It was the worst dance ever.