jackhoo

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A gamer whose brain is so full of dumb stuff it can't think straight. They lose every game they play and act like it's a miracle.
I saw this jackhoo try to beat the boss by yelling at it. It didn't work. The boss laughed.
This jackhoo spent 3 hours trying to get past a level by throwing bananas at the screen.
Jackhoo tried to beat the game by dancing. It was the worst dance ever.
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A person who plays games like they're trying to prove how bad they are. They're not even trying, and they're still bad.
Jackhoo ran into a wall 10 times and still didn't know what was wrong.
This jackhoo got a 5-star rating by falling off a cliff and dying 20 times.
Jackhoo tried to beat the game by eating pizza. It was a disaster.
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A gamer so clueless they can't tell if they're winning or just lucky. They act like they're the best even when they're clearly not.
Jackhoo said he was the best player in the world after losing to a 6-year-old.
This jackhoo got a trophy for finishing last in the tournament.
Jackhoo called himself a pro after dying in the first level.
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