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Your best friend and soulmate is the only person who ever puts up with your nonsense and still loves you. He’s the only one who’d take a bullet for you and still laugh about it.
He stayed up all night texting me about my bad hair day. I cried. He laughed.
When I failed my math test, he brought me pizza and said, 'You’re still my favorite dumbass.'
He let me borrow his pants for a week because I didn’t have any. He still doesn’t know why.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Your best friend is the only one who’d let you cry on their shoulder while they also cried because your life is a disaster.
He cried with me when my dog ran away. He cried harder when I told him my dog was now a vegan.
He let me use his phone to text my ex. Then he texted my ex and told him to leave me alone.
He came to my school for my birthday and brought cake. I didn’t even bring him anything.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Your best friend is the only one who’d fight your battles for you, even if they don’t know what the hell the battle was about.
He fought my teacher for me when I told him I hated math. He got sent to the principal’s office. I got a sticker.
He stood up for me when my crush said I was ugly. He said, 'She’s not ugly. She’s just stubborn.'
He called my mom and told her I was getting too much homework. She believed him.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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