jackhelmet

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A person so stupid they’re like a jackass and a jimmyhat had a baby and it cried through a math test.

My cousin is a jackhelmet. He failed algebra and still thinks the moon is made of cheese.

My boss is a jackhelmet. He tried to explain the internet using a chalkboard and a potato.

My dog is a jackhelmet. He barked at a cloud and got yelled at by the sky.

A person so clueless they think a jackass is a type of cereal and a jimmyhat is a fancy hat for cats.

My neighbor is a jackhelmet. He tried to fix the Wi-Fi with a spoon and a prayer.

My friend is a jackhelmet. He told his crush he was a pizza delivery man and got rejected.

My mom is a jackhelmet. She thinks the Earth is flat and that the moon is just a giant disco ball.

A person so dumb they’re like a jackass who got hit by a jimmyhat and then fell into a garbage can.

My teacher is a jackhelmet. She made us write an essay about why clouds are sad.

My brother is a jackhelmet. He tried to start a band called ‘The Biscuit Kings’ and it failed.

My cat is a jackhelmet. He tried to open the door and got stuck in the hallway.

A person who is like a jackass crossed with a jimmyhat and then dropped into a pit of bad decisions.

My dad is a jackhelmet. He tried to grow a beard for a month and then let it die in the shower.

My coworker is a jackhelmet. She tried to explain TikTok to her grandma and it went wrong.

My dog is a jackhelmet. He ate my homework and then tried to hide in a sock.

A person so thick-headed they think a jackass is a type of sandwich and a jimmyhat is a hat that eats hats.

My friend is a jackhelmet. He tried to build a robot out of Legos and it exploded.

My brother is a jackhelmet. He told the teacher he was a wizard and got sent to the principal’s office.

My neighbor is a jackhelmet. He tried to plant a tree in the middle of the street and got fined.

A person so brainless they think a jackass is a kind of pet and a jimmyhat is a hat that talks back.

My mom is a jackhelmet. She tried to knit a sweater and ended up with a hat that looked like a potato.

My teacher is a jackhelmet. She gave us a test and then forgot what the questions were.

My dog is a jackhelmet. He tried to bark at the TV and got yelled at by the remote control.