jackhat

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A meathead who acts like they own the whole world and has the brainpower of a damp sock.
My cousin is a jackhat. He yells at the TV and thinks he’s a superhero.
My boss called me a jackhat because I asked for a raise.
That kid at the park is a jackhat. He tried to fight my dog.
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A human who talks too much and thinks they’re the smartest person in the room, which is usually wrong.
My neighbor is a jackhat. He talks about his job like it’s the most important thing ever.
My friend’s brother is a jackhat. He bragged about his pet goldfish like it was a champion.
My teacher called me a jackhat because I didn’t do my homework.
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A person who thinks they’re the king of everything and doesn’t know when to shut up.
My dad is a jackhat. He talks about his old job like it was the best thing ever.
That guy at the grocery store is a jackhat. He talked to the cashier like she owed him money.
My brother called me a jackhat because I didn’t listen to him.
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A brainless loudmouth who thinks they’re the most important person in the room, even when they’re not.
My mom is a jackhat. She yells at the mailman like he’s the enemy.
That kid in my class is a jackhat. He told me I was stupid for no reason.
My uncle is a jackhat. He thinks he’s a rockstar and sings in the shower.
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A person who thinks they’re the smartest and loudest in the room, but they’re not.
My friend is a jackhat. He talks about his video game like it’s the most important thing.
That guy at the bus stop is a jackhat. He talked about his pizza like it was the best ever.
My cousin is a jackhat. He thinks he’s the best at everything.
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