Jackhamtheham

I saw my dad eat a whole pizza in one sitting. It was like watching a dragon eat a knight.

My cousin ate a pizza so fast, the cheese flew off like it was trying to escape.

I tried to eat a pizza while playing video games. I failed. Hard.

That kid ate a pizza so fast, I thought it was going to scream.

At the party, my friend ate a pizza like it was his last meal on Earth.

I ate a pizza so fast, my mom thought I had a food allergy.

I ate that pizza like it was my ex and I was trying to forget them.

My brother ate the pizza like it was a betrayal.

I ate a pizza so slow, it was like I was savoring every second of my misery.