jackhamspaxrillhoesaw

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the devil’s toolbox when it’s mad and has a bad day. it’s like a jackhammer married to a chainsaw and then hit with a pickaxe. you’re gonna wish you were dead.

my neighbor tried to dig a hole and it looked like a war zone. #jackhamspaxrillhoesaw

i think my dog got possessed by the jackhamspaxrillhoesaw. it’s chewing through the couch.

the construction guy said he had a headache from using it. i believe him.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

a weapon so goddamn strong it could split the earth in two. it’s like a hammer, axe, and chainsaw had a baby and it was born screaming.

my uncle used it to dig a grave. the ground screamed.

my brother tried to use it to break a brick. the brick was like, ‘no way.’

the tool made me cry. i didn’t even do anything.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

the most cursed tool in existence. it has so many parts it’s like a monster with 10 heads. you’ll probably lose a limb.

i used it to dig a hole. my hands are now missing. #survivalist

the tool is like a monster. it doesn’t want to be used.

i tried to use it and now my leg is gone. it’s just a good day.

by Slangipedia 4d ago