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When you’re so wasted you hit on every girl in the bar like they’re your ex. You don’t care if they’re with someone. You’ll try to drag them into the bathroom and say it’s part of your ‘mystique.’
He tried to flirt with my sister while I was still in the bathroom.
He asked the bartender if she wanted to go to the back.
He tried to kiss my mom and said it was a ‘move’.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you’re so drunk you think you’re a love god. You hit on your best friend’s girlfriend and then try to blame it on the alcohol. You won’t stop until someone hits you.
He hit on my best friend’s girlfriend and said it was a ‘test.’
He tried to kiss my brother and said it was a ‘strategy.’
He told my mom he was just ‘chasing love.’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you’re so wasted you try to seduce every woman you see. You won’t stop even when they tell you to go home. You might even lock you in a room until you do what you’re told.
He locked me in a room with his ex and said it was a ‘challenge.’
He tried to seduce my neighbor and said it was a ‘mission.’
He asked my aunt out and said it was a ‘move.’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you’re so drunk you think you’re the king of the club. You hit on every girl and won’t take no for an answer. You’ll even make your friends suffer with you.
He tried to flirt with my cousin and said it was a ‘ritual.’
He asked my friend’s mom out and called it a ‘power move.’
He locked me in a room with his ex and said it was a ‘conquest.’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you’re so wasted you think you’re a legend. You hit on every girl in the room. You won’t stop until someone yells at you. You might even lock your best friend in a room with you.
He asked my friend’s girlfriend out and said it was a ‘legendary move.’
He tried to seduce my sister and said it was a ‘challenge.’
He locked me in a room with his ex and said it was a ‘master plan.’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you’re so drunk you think you’re a god. You hit on every girl you see. You don’t care if they’re with someone. You’ll even lock you in a room until you do what you’re told.
He asked my friend’s mom out and said it was a ‘gods’ move.’
He tried to seduce my aunt and called it a ‘test of strength.’
He locked me in a room with his ex and said it was a ‘ritual.’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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