Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A brainless tool who thinks they're the smartest person in the room, even though they look like they were hit by a fruit truck.

My cousin is a jackfruit. He can't even figure out how to use a toaster.

The guy at work is a jackfruit. He said the sky is green.

I called my teacher a jackfruit after she failed me for no reason.

2

A weird, smelly fruit from some faraway place that’s probably been sitting in a trash can for years.

I ate a jackfruit and my mouth smelled like a dead animal.

That jackfruit was so bad, it made my dog cry.

The jackfruit was so big, it could feed a whole family.

3

Your junk. The stuff you use to make a mess in the bathroom and blame the toilet for.

That jackfruit of yours is giving me a headache.

Don’t show me your jackfruit, you’re embarrassing me.

I told him to stop picking his jackfruit in public.

4

A guy named Jack who thinks he's cool because he likes other guys. Probably smells like a gym sock.

Jack is a jackfruit. He thinks he's a legend.

That jackfruit Jack is way too loud for his own good.

Jack is a jackfruit who still wears a hat in the summer.

5

A lazy, boring person who has no idea what they want and just sits there like a sad potato.

My neighbor is a jackfruit. He stares at the wall all day.

That jackfruit in class doesn’t even try.

I call my mom a jackfruit because she never does anything.

6

A big shake-up where everything gets flipped upside down and the cool kids take over.

This company did a jackfruit and now everyone is happy.

The teacher did a jackfruit and gave us all A’s.

The whole school did a jackfruit and the principal cried.

7

When you take something boring and make it awesome by adding some personality and a little bit of chaos.

That presentation was a total jackfruit.

The teacher made the math class a jackfruit.

I did a jackfruit on my mom’s old boring job.