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A girl slips an ice cube up your butt while you're sucking her tongue and then slaps your ass for good measure.
My buddy got a ice cube up his butt while I was eating a taco.
She stuck an ice cube up my butt while I was giving her a blow job and then laughed at me.
He got an ice cube up his ass while I was eating pizza and then cried like a baby.
2
A guy who shoves his cock into a pie and then eats it like it's a damn dessert.
He stuck his cock in a pie and ate it like it was a snack.
My cousin shoved his cock into a cake and then said it was the best birthday ever.
He put his cock in a donut and then ate it like it was a breakfast.
3
A guy walks into space without a suit and lets the whole universe suck his balls off like it's a vacuum cleaner.
He walked into space without a suit and let the universe suck his balls off.
He went on a space walk and let the vacuum of space take his balls.
He went into space and let the whole universe suck his nuts like a vacuum.
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A guy sneaks up and grabs your cock and jerks it while you're eating a sandwich.
He sneaked up and jerked my cock while I was eating a sandwich.
He grabbed my cock and jerked it while I was watching TV.
He snuck up and jerked my cock while I was eating a donut.
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